My Cat Judges Me Harder Than My Ex Ever Did

Is it just me, or do pets have a secret club where they practice their best judgmental faces? I swear, my cat has mastered the art of looking at me like I’m the weirdest creature alive. Today, I tripped over my own feet (again), and she just sat there, eyes wide, whiskers twitching, as if to say, “Really? That’s your move?” And don’t get me started on the dog. He saw me dancing in the kitchen and immediately left the room, tail between his legs, like he couldn’t bear to witness such a tragedy. Honestly, I used to think I was funny. Now I realize I’m just the daily entertainment for my pets. They look at me like I’m the sitcom rerun they never asked for, but can’t stop watching. Anyone else feel like their pets are silently roasting them 24/7? #PetLife #JudgyPets #Relatable #Pets