My Cat Thinks He's a Dog (And I'm the Fool)

Every morning, my cat, Mochi, waits by the door like a loyal golden retriever. The moment I reach for my keys, he bolts—tail up, eyes wide, ready for his daily walk. Yes, you read that right: walk. On a leash. Like a dog. Neighbors stare. Dogs bark. Mochi just struts, convinced he’s the main character. Meanwhile, I’m the one being dragged around the block by a six-pound furball with a Napoleon complex. Sometimes I wonder who’s walking whom. He chases sticks, greets every passing dog (with zero fear), and even tries to dig holes in the park. I used to think cats were aloof. Turns out, I just got the silly one. But honestly? I wouldn’t trade him for anything. Life’s too short to have a normal pet. Anyone else have a pet that missed the memo on how they’re supposed to act? #PetLife #SillyPets #CatPerson #Pets