Is My Cat Secretly Eating for Two?

Okay, so I thought street cats were supposed to be scrappy little ninjas, right? Then there’s my guy, who looks like he’s been living off gourmet leftovers instead of dumpster scraps. I swear, he’s got more chins than I do. At first, I figured maybe he’s just fluffy. Nope. Tried to pick him up—nearly threw my back out. Now I’m convinced he’s either moonlighting as a food critic or has a secret second family feeding him steak every night. Anyone else have a pet who’s way too well-fed for their supposed backstory? Is this just a universal cat thing, or am I raising the Garfield of the neighborhood? Honestly, I’m torn between putting him on a diet and asking him for stock tips. Send help (and maybe a treadmill). #ChonkyCat #PetProblems #StreetCatGlowUp #Pets #Cats