My Cat’s Rent-Free Chaos Is My Love Language

Every morning, my alarm clock is a 4kg furball launching herself onto my chest. She’s mastered the art of waking me up at 3am, just to demand snacks or stage a zoomies marathon. She’s never contributed a cent to rent, but somehow claims every sunbeam and soft blanket in the house as her own. I’ve lost count of the times I’ve tripped over her toys or found my socks mysteriously relocated to her secret stash. She’s loud, entitled, and absolutely refuses to respect personal space. And yet, every time she curls up next to me, purring like a tiny engine, I remember why I let her get away with it all. She might be the worst roommate I’ve ever had, but she’s also the one I’d never trade for anything. Pets: they break your sleep, your budget, and your sense of order—but somehow, they fix your heart. #PetLife #CatOwners #FurFamily #Pets