Help! My Cat Needs a Name That Slaps

So I just adopted a tiny, chaotic furball who thinks my houseplants are mortal enemies and my laptop is a heated throne. Problem: I cannot for the life of me settle on a nickname that actually fits her vibe. She’s got the energy of a toddler after espresso and the attitude of a grumpy old lady. I’ve tried classics like Muffin and Luna, but she just stares at me like I’m embarrassing her in front of her imaginary friends. I want something cute, but not basic. Bonus points if it’s slightly ridiculous or has a story behind it. What do you call your pets when you’re not using their “official” names? Hit me with your weirdest, funniest, or most heart-melting nicknames. I need inspiration before she starts answering to "Hey, Stop That!" #CatNames #PetParentLife #CutePets #Pets #Cats