Bagel Bliss or Pastrami Panic? My Lunch Meltdown

I thought I was about to have a New York deli moment in my own kitchen. Picture this: a golden bagel, still warm, split open and piled high with peppery pastrami, gooey Swiss cheese melting into every crevice. I slathered on Russian dressing with reckless abandon, then crowned it all with a heap of crunchy, tangy coleslaw. But as I took that first triumphant bite, disaster struck—coleslaw avalanche! Dressing dripped down my wrist, pastrami slid out the back, and my bagel crumbled like my dignity. Did I eat it off the plate with my hands? Absolutely. Would I do it again? In a heartbeat. Sometimes, the messiest sandwiches are the ones you remember. #KitchenFails #FoodDiaries #GuiltyPleasure #Food #Foodie