I Hacked My Matrimony Profile—Still Single, Still Lost

Okay, real talk: making a matrimony profile is a special kind of hell. I’m a 29-year-old woman, and my mom is basically my project manager for this. Every time I try to write an "About Me," I spiral—am I supposed to sound fun? Accomplished? Like I don’t have anxiety about my career and my weird obsession with baking bread at 2AM? My photos are either too staged or I look like I just woke up (because I did). Everyone says, "Be honest!" but if I say I hate loud weddings and love true crime podcasts, will anyone swipe right? My family wants me to mention our background, but I just want someone who won’t judge me for eating cereal for dinner. I’ve rewritten my profile 17 times, asked friends for feedback, and still feel like a fraud. Is anyone else out here just exhausted by the pressure to be the ‘perfect’ spouse on paper? Like, what if my soulmate is also doomscrolling at 2AM, eating Maggi, and overthinking their profile? #NoFilter #AdultingFail #FamilyDrama #RomanticRelationships