If My Dog Was a Pastry, Which One?

Serious question: if your pet had to be a baked good, what would they be? I looked at my dog this morning—he was sprawled on the couch, all golden and fluffy, with a face that says he’s seen too much. Instantly, I thought: croissant. Not just any croissant, but the kind that’s a little squished from the bakery bag, but still somehow perfect. My friend says her cat is a sourdough loaf—aloof, mysterious, and always rising to the occasion (or the top of the fridge). It’s weirdly comforting to imagine our pets as pastries. Maybe it’s because they’re both soft, comforting, and occasionally leave crumbs everywhere. So, what about your pet? Are they a baguette (long and dramatic), a donut (round and chaotic), or maybe a cinnamon roll (sweet, but with a dark side)? Drop your pet’s pastry type below. Let’s get weirdly wholesome about it. #PetPersonality #PetsAsPastries #WholesomePets #Pets #Cats