My Cat Thinks He's a Plant Now

So, my cat has decided he’s a houseplant. I left a flower pot on the balcony for literally two minutes, and when I came back, there he was—curled up inside, looking like he’d just discovered the meaning of life. Forget expensive cat beds; apparently, terracotta is the new luxury. He’s been napping there every afternoon, sun on his fur, pretending he’s a rare species of potted fluff. I tried moving him, but he gave me that look—if you have a cat, you know the one. The ‘I dare you’ stare. So now I water my plants around him and hope the neighbors don’t think I’m growing a new breed of feline foliage. Anyone else’s pet convinced they’re something they’re not? Or is my cat just a misunderstood botanical genius? #PetLife #CatStories #FunnyPets #Pets #Cats