When Your Roommate Is Basically a Cat Blob

Ever lived with a pet that seems to defy the laws of physics? Meet my roommate’s cat, who doesn’t so much sit as she does melt. You’ll find her in the weirdest places—half on the couch, half on the floor, all limbs splayed like she’s auditioning for a modern art piece. At first, I thought she was sick or just super lazy, but nope. Turns out, this is her natural state: puddle mode. She’ll ooze into your lap, your laundry basket, even the sink if you’re not careful. The best part? She’s completely unbothered by the chaos she leaves in her wake. I used to be a dog person, but now I’m convinced cats are just liquid in disguise. Anyone else have a pet that’s more puddle than animal? Please tell me I’m not alone in this. #CatLife #PetStories #RoommateChronicles #Pets #Cats