Help! Our Loud Cat Needs a Name ASAP

Day 3 of kitten chaos: we still have no name, but we do have a tiny dictator who yells at us for snacks, attention, and—occasionally—just for existing. Every time we think we’ve found the perfect name, someone vetoes it. ‘Marshmallow’? Too soft. ‘Thunder’? Too dramatic. ‘Chairman Meow’? Already taken by the neighbor’s cat. Meanwhile, this little furball is running the household like a furry CEO, and honestly, I think he’s starting to enjoy the power vacuum. We need help before he names himself (probably something unpronounceable and full of consonants). If you’ve ever stared into the eyes of a kitten who clearly thinks you’re the pet, not the other way around, you’ll understand our struggle. Drop your best name suggestions—bonus points if it fits a kitten who thinks yelling is a love language. #KittenNamingCrisis #PetProblems #CatPeople #Pets #Cats