So my two 2-year-old girls have officially taken over my apartment. Luna thinks she's a CEO - she sits on my laptop during every Zoom call, judges my food choices, and has claimed the expensive chair I never get to use. Meanwhile, Mochi is the chaos coordinator who opens every cabinet at 3 AM like she's conducting surprise inspections. They've trained ME to serve meals on THEIR schedule, and somehow I'm the one apologizing when I accidentally move their favorite cardboard box. The vet bills cost more than my own healthcare, but watching them chase their own tails for 10 minutes straight? Priceless entertainment. I went from being a responsible adult to being staff for two furry dictators, and honestly? Best life decision ever. They're jerks, but they're MY jerks. #CatMom #CatsOfInstagram #PetParent #Pets #Cats