My cat appointed herself as my bodyguard

I always thought Luna was just a typical lazy house cat who only cared about treats and sunny windowsills. Turns out I was completely wrong. Last week, a delivery guy came to my door acting sketchy—wouldn't make eye contact, kept looking around nervously. Luna, who normally hides from strangers, positioned herself between me and this guy, fur puffed up, giving him the death stare. The dude literally backed away and left without getting a signature. Then yesterday, my toxic ex showed up unannounced (classic). Before I could even process what was happening, Luna appeared out of nowhere, planted herself in the doorway, and started this low, threatening growl I'd never heard before. My ex actually said 'your cat is scary' and left. Apparently my 8-pound fluffball has been running security this whole time and I had no idea. I'm equal parts impressed and concerned about what else she's been plotting. #catsofinstagram #protectivecat #catlover #Pets #Cats