This void stole my heart and my sanity

Three months ago, I was a functioning adult with a clean apartment and a reasonable sleep schedule. Then I met this tiny black kitten at the shelter - literally just a pair of golden eyes floating in darkness. Now? I'm the human servant to a four-pound dictator who knocks things off counters for sport and has somehow trained me to wake up at 3 AM for 'emergency cuddles.' She follows me everywhere like a shadow with attitude. Bathroom? She's there. Kitchen? Perched on the counter judging my cooking. Working from home? Good luck focusing with a void demanding attention every five minutes. The worst part? I'm completely obsessed. I have 847 photos of her sleeping in increasingly ridiculous positions. My camera roll is 90% blurry black cat pictures that all look identical. Send help. Or more cat treats. She's demanding both. #blackcat #catsofinstagram #petparent #Pets #Cats