Help! My Cat Needs a Name ASAP

Okay, internet, I need your collective genius. I just adopted a tiny ball of chaos (read: kitten) and I’m completely blanking on names. Every time I think I’ve found The One, she just looks at me like, “Seriously?” She’s got this wild streak—one minute she’s scaling the curtains, the next she’s passed out in my laundry basket like she owns the place. I want a name that captures her attitude but doesn’t sound like I’m naming a WWE wrestler. So, what would you call a cat who’s equal parts adorable menace and professional napper? Bonus points for names that won’t make my vet laugh out loud. Drop your best ideas below. I’ll owe you eternal gratitude (and maybe some cat pics). #CatNaming #PetAdoption #CatLovers #Pets #Cats