Ever tried negotiating with a cat? I live with a four-legged dictator named Mango, who thinks the apartment is her personal kingdom. She knocks over my water glass if I’m late with breakfast, and her judgmental stares could melt steel. I used to think I was a pet owner. Turns out, I’m just the hired help. Mango’s favorite hobby? Dramatic flops in the middle of my Zoom calls. Bonus points if she flashes her belly, then bites if I fall for the trap. She’s sassy, stubborn, and somehow, the highlight of my day. No matter how many times she ignores me, I still find myself scrolling through my phone, showing her photos to friends like a proud parent. She may rule with an iron paw, but honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way. #CatLife #PetStories #SassyCats #Pets #Cats