My Roommate’s Cat Is a Tiny Assassin

Living with my roommate’s cat, Luna, is like sharing an apartment with a fluffy ninja. She looks like a cloud—soft, innocent, always purring. But don’t be fooled. The moment you let your guard down, she’s plotting your demise (or at least your ankles’). Last night, I dropped a sock. Luna materialized out of nowhere, pounced, and stared at me like I’d just trespassed in her lair. She’s gorgeous, yes, but her beauty is a trap. One minute she’s curled up on my laptop, the next she’s launching a full-scale attack on my shoelaces. I’ve learned to live in a state of constant vigilance. If you ever visit, wear boots. And maybe bring an offering—she accepts treats, but no promises you’ll leave unscathed. Anyone else living with a deceptively adorable menace? #CatLife #PetStories #RoommateChronicles #Pets #Cats