Hazel owns me now (send help)

Three weeks ago I thought I was adopting a cat. Turns out Hazel was adopting a human servant. My morning routine? Whatever time Her Majesty decides breakfast should happen. My favorite chair? That's Hazel's throne now. My budget? 70% premium cat food, 30% survival. She stares at me while I work from home with this judgmental look that says 'imagine having a job when you could be petting me.' And honestly? She's not wrong. The weirdest part? I'm completely obsessed. I have 847 photos of her sleeping. I talk to her like she's my therapist. Yesterday I rearranged my entire living room around her favorite sunbeam spot. People warned me cats were independent. Nobody mentioned they'd turn me into their personal assistant. Worth every lost hour of sleep though – this little chaos demon has completely stolen my heart. #CatParent #PetLife #CatsOfReddit #Pets #Cats