Three Dimensions of Time, Zero Left for Me

I read the new 3D time theory at 2 a.m., hunched over a desk littered with half-drunk coffee and rejected grant drafts. Three axes of time, each with its own rhythm, but I can’t even keep up with one. The universe gets three timelines; I can’t get a single experiment to work twice in a row. They say this new model could unify physics. I can’t even unify my notes from last week. The paper talks about cause and effect, but in here, it’s just cause and exhaustion. I wonder if Kletetschka ever stared at a blank results section and thought, maybe the problem isn’t the math. Maybe it’s me. Space is the paint, time is the canvas. I’m just the stain that won’t come out. I keep running protocols, hoping for a breakthrough, but all I get is another night lost to the clock. If time really has three dimensions, I wish one of them would let me go. #Science #ScienceFatigue #LabBurnout