🤢 Confess your grossest hiking moment

I like to camp in frigid temps

Ok. “Camping” with my mom and stepdad in their motorhome. We walked down a hill to the boat ramp and hung out. Got an intense urge to poop. Had to walk up the hill past this Christian retreat with my butt cheeks squinched together. Left mom and stepdad at the dock. When opened the motorhome door I discovered an inch of water all over the motorhome. Someone had left the toilet water lever open and it had flooded the camper. Still urgently need to go. Like emergency sweating. I found a paper bag under the sink. I shat in it Met my mom and stepdad coming back up the hill to the motorhome and took mom aside to explain what happened. We decided to go on a walk to place it in the dumpster. All along my stepdad demands know what’s in the bag. Why are we being so secretive? What’s in the bag? What’s IN the bag! Finally let him look inside the bag…jumped about 6 feet back and since then if we have any whispered convos my stepdad does NOT want to know what we are talking about/what’s in the

Taking a dump and forgot toilet paper and had to use a clean sock, glad I wasn't far from the car.😆