I was loading dishes. Kevin was pacing behind me with that intense look in his eyes. Sharkie—the shredded little shark plush he carries everywhere—was clamped in his mouth. Suddenly he jumped into the dishwasher. Literally. Front paws up, head shoved inside. He dropped Sharkie between two plates like it was a burial site. Then he sat back, solemn as hell. Like he’d held a funeral. I couldn’t make this up if I tried. Also, we eat off those plates, Kevin. Please. #Pets #Dogs