My cat charges me rent for living here

So apparently I'm the tenant now. Princess Whiskers has made it very clear that this is HER apartment and I'm just the staff. Every morning she sits by her food bowl with this look of pure disappointment, like I'm personally ruining her day by not reading her mind about whether she wants salmon or chicken. She's claimed the expensive chair I never sit in, knocked my plants off the windowsill to make room for her 'observation deck,' and somehow trained me to open doors for her royal highness. The audacity of this 8-pound furball to give ME attitude when I'm late with dinner. But then she'll curl up on my laptop while I'm working and purr like a tiny engine, and suddenly I'm googling 'premium cat treats' at 2 AM. She knows exactly what she's doing. I'm wrapped around her little paw and we both know it. #Pets #Cats #CatLife