Plot twist: I'm the pet in this relationship

Thought I was getting two cute cats. Turns out I signed up to be their personal staff. My morning routine? Wake up at 5 AM because Princess Whiskers demands breakfast. Not 5:01 AM. Five. Sharp. I've reorganized my entire apartment around their preferences. That expensive couch? Cat bed. My favorite chair? Also cat bed. The actual cat beds I bought? Completely ignored. They have a better skincare routine than me (brushing, nail care, spa days at the vet). Meanwhile, I'm eating instant noodles while they feast on premium grain-free organic whatever. The best part? They act like they're doing ME a favor by existing. And honestly? They're not wrong. Coming home to their judgmental stares and occasional head bumps is somehow the highlight of my day. I'm basically a live-in butler who pays rent. And I've never been happier about being scammed. #Pets #Cats #CatParent