So my cat Oliver has apparently decided he's part spider. Yesterday I found him casually hanging upside down from my ceiling fan like it was totally normal. The day before? Stuck halfway up the bathroom wall, claws embedded in the drywall, giving me the most judgmental look like I'M the weirdo here. I've spent more on wall repairs this month than on groceries. My security deposit is basically gone at this point. But honestly? Watching him scale my bookshelf like he's conquering Everest is peak entertainment. Until he gets stuck and starts that pathetic meowing that somehow translates to 'human, fix this mess I've created.' The vet says he's just 'very athletic.' I say he's plotting world domination, one vertical surface at a time. Either way, I'm investing in a helmet. #Pets #Cats #CatsOfReddit