My cat gets longer every year, I swear

Started with a tiny kitten who could curl up in my palm. Three years later, this absolute unit somehow stretches from my laptop to my coffee mug when he's "helping" me work. I'm convinced cats have secret expansion abilities. First month: cute little ball on the corner of my bed. Now: full diagonal sprawl, claiming 80% of a queen mattress while I cling to the edge like I'm paying rent to a furry landlord. And don't get me started on the emotional expansion. Went from "I'll just get a low-maintenance pet" to googling "Is it normal to have 847 photos of my cat sleeping?" at 2 AM. They don't just get longer—they get longer in your heart, your schedule, your bank account, and somehow across every single surface in your house. Worth every stretched-out, space-stealing, adorable inch though. #Pets #Cats #CatLife