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My cat has better sleep hygiene than me

Every night at exactly 10pm, Luna marches to her carrier, circles three times, and settles in for the night. Meanwhile, I'm scrolling TikTok at 2am wondering why I'm tired all the time. She's got this whole routine down: dinner at 6, playtime till 9, then straight to bed. No negotiation, no "just five more minutes," no existential dread about tomorrow's responsibilities. Just pure, disciplined sleep schedule mastery. The irony isn't lost on me that my cat has better life habits than I do. She's living her best life while I'm over here treating sleep like it's optional. Does anyone else's pet have their act together better than they do? Because I'm starting to think Luna should be giving me life advice instead of the other way around. #Pets #Cats #catsofinstagram

7 days ago
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