Cat turns 5, I realize I'm the pet

Today marks 5 years since I "adopted" my cat. Plot twist: she adopted me. Let me paint you a picture of my current reality: I wake up at 6 AM sharp because Princess Whiskers demands breakfast. I've rearranged my entire living room around her favorite sunbeam spot. My grocery budget? 60% cat food, 40% whatever I can survive on. She's trained me to open doors on command, provide belly rubs at precisely 3 PM, and somehow I've become fluent in 47 different types of meows. Each one means something different, apparently. The best part? She still acts like I'm the inconvenience in HER house. When guests come over, she gives them the full tour while I follow behind like an awkward butler. Happy 5th birthday to my furry overlord. Here's to many more years of servitude. I mean... companionship. #Pets #Cats #CatParent