Plot twist: my rescue cat adopted ME

So I went to the shelter thinking I'd save a cat. Classic human delusion, right? Meet Shadow – a one-eyed tabby who supposedly had "trust issues." The shelter warned me he was difficult. Day one: he claimed my favorite chair. Day two: reorganized my sleep schedule to 5 AM breakfast service. Day three: I realized I was the one being trained. Turns out this "damaged" cat is actually a tiny life coach. He won't let me skip meals, forces me to maintain a routine, and somehow knows when I need comfort. Yesterday I had a rough day at work, and he literally sat on my laptop until I took a break. I thought I was rescuing him, but honestly? He's the one who saved me. Now excuse me while I go serve his royal highness his second dinner. #Pets #Cats #rescuecat