Rescued cat update: I'm the pet now

Three months ago I saved this scrawny orange tabby from a parking lot. Thought I was being heroic. Plot twist: he's completely taken over my life and I'm weirdly okay with it. My $2000 couch? His personal scratching post. My expensive organic salmon? Not good enough for His Majesty. But regular grocery store tuna? Chef's kiss apparently. He's trained me to wake up at 5 AM for breakfast, follow him around the house like his personal servant, and I've somehow become fluent in 'angry meowing' translation. The audacity of this cat is unmatched. But here's the thing - he purrs himself to sleep on my chest every night, and when I had food poisoning last week, he didn't leave my side. So yeah, I guess we rescued each other. Still calling him Mr. Whiskers though, because spite. #Pets #Cats #rescuecat