Meet the true owner of my apartment: a cat who responds to absolutely nothing except the sound of a treat bag. I named him Ramses, but he acts more like a tiny, judgmental landlord than any ancient king. Every morning, he sits on my laptop, presumably to check his emails (or just to make sure I’m not working). He has a collection of toys he never plays with, prefers the box they came in, and insists on supervising every meal I eat. If I’m late with dinner, he’ll stage a protest by knocking over my water glass. I used to think I was a dog person, but now I’m just a person who pays rent to a cat. Anyone else living with a tiny, furry dictator? Share your stories, because I need to know I’m not alone in this feline monarchy. #Pets #Cats #CatLife