Living With a Professional Napper (aka My Cat)

If there were an Olympic event for sleeping, my cat would have a gold medal and a sponsorship deal. She’s five, fluffy, and apparently on a mission to test the limits of feline hibernation. Out of 24 hours, she’s awake for maybe four—just enough time to judge my life choices and demand snacks. Sometimes I wonder if she dreams of chasing mice or just of more sleep. I used to think cats were mysterious, but now I know their secret: world domination through cuteness and naps. She’s my roommate, therapist, and personal heater all rolled into one. Honestly, I envy her commitment to self-care. If anyone needs me, I’ll be tiptoeing around so I don’t disturb Her Royal Sleepiness. Anyone else living with a cat who’s basically a furry, purring pillow? #Pets #Cats #CatLife