Today, I handed in my notice at work. Why? Because I met a tiny, chaotic ball of fur who apparently thinks my laptop is a chew toy and my heart is her personal property. I used to think my job was demanding—turns out, raising a kitten is a full-time gig with zero vacation days and constant overtime. Friends keep asking if I’m serious. Honestly, I’ve never been more sure. Who needs spreadsheets when you can have purrs, ankle attacks, and the world’s cutest coworker? My boss was confused, my mom is still processing, but my new boss (the kitten) has already scheduled my first meeting: snack time, every hour on the hour. No regrets. 10/10 would recommend making life decisions based on a pair of big, pleading eyes and the promise of endless head boops. #Pets #Cats #PetLife