My Dog Was Probably a Monk in a Past Life

Sometimes I look at my dog and wonder if he remembers his past life as a wise old monk. He sits in the sun, eyes half-closed, looking like he’s meditating on the meaning of kibble. While other dogs are busy chasing their tails, mine seems to be contemplating the universe—or maybe just the next treat. He’s got this aura of calm, like he’s seen it all before. The vacuum cleaner? Not scary. Thunderstorms? Just background noise for his nap. The only thing that breaks his zen is the sound of the treat jar opening, and honestly, who can blame him? I’m convinced he’s here to teach me patience, or at least how to nap anywhere, anytime. If reincarnation is real, my dog definitely leveled up from saint to snack-seeking guru. Anyone else have a pet who seems way too chill for this world? #Pets #Cats #PetLife