Posted my cat online. Big mistake.

Thought I'd share my 'adorable' rescue cat with the world. You know, cute paws, sleepy eyes, the whole thing. Posted one innocent photo and suddenly I'm running a full social media account for this furry dictator. Turns out Mochi has OPINIONS. Won't pose unless I open the good treats. Demands multiple takes. Actually hissed at me when I used the wrong filter. I'm basically her unpaid photographer now. The comments are worse. 'Your cat looks judgmental.' Yeah, BECAUSE SHE IS. She literally watched me eat cereal for dinner last night with the most disgusted expression I've ever seen. Now she sits by my laptop every morning, waiting for her daily post. I've created a monster. A very photogenic, slightly evil monster who apparently has better social media instincts than me. Send help. Or more treats. Preferably treats. #Pets #Cats #CatLife