My cat judges my entire existence daily

So my cat literally sat there this morning, staring at me with those eyes while I ate cereal for dinner at 3 PM. You know the look – the one that says "your life is a mess and I'm embarrassed to be associated with you." But here's the thing: she's not wrong. This furry little dictator somehow became my conscience. Late for work? Judgmental stare. Ordering takeout for the third time this week? Slow blink of disappointment. Scrolling TikTok instead of doing laundry? She literally walks away. The worst part? I actually care about her opinion more than most humans'. Like, I'll clean my apartment because I don't want her thinking I'm a slob, but I'll leave dishes in the sink for weeks if it's just me. Anyone else completely owned by a four-pound furball, or is it just me living under feline dictatorship? #Pets #Cats #CatOwnerLife