Okay, hear me out. Having ridiculously photogenic cats sounds like a blessing until you realize it's actually chaos. My friends don't visit ME anymore—they come for the cats. My phone storage is 90% cat photos because they literally pose for every shot. I can't even work from home without getting distracted by their perfect little faces every five minutes. And don't get me started on how they know they're gorgeous. They strut around like tiny supermodels, demanding treats with those manipulative eyes. Yesterday, my neighbor asked if she could 'borrow' one for her Instagram. I'm starting to think they're plotting world domination through pure adorableness. The worst part? I'm completely powerless against their charm offensive. Send help (and more cat treats). #Pets #Cats #CatParent