My Cat Thinks He's My Boss (He's Right)

So apparently I don't live in MY apartment anymore. I live in Emperor Whiskers' domain, and I'm just the unpaid staff. This morning he sat in front of his empty food bowl and STARED at me until I got up. Not meowed. Just... stared. With those judgment eyes that say 'peasant, you have failed me.' Then he knocked my coffee mug off the table because I took too long. He's claimed the best spot on every piece of furniture, installed himself as Chief Executive of Nap Operations, and somehow convinced me that 4 AM is an acceptable time for zoomies. The audacity of this 8-pound furball to act like he pays rent. Worst part? I'm completely okay with this arrangement. He's got opposable thumbs energy without the opposable thumbs, and honestly, his management style is more effective than most human bosses I've had. #Pets #Cats #CatLife