My cat chose violence today (again)

So my cat decided 3 AM was the perfect time to knock every single item off my nightstand. One by one. While maintaining eye contact. Then he had the audacity to meow at ME like I was the problem. This morning I found him sitting in his litter box, not using it, just... claiming territory I guess? He's also figured out how to open cabinets and has been redistributing my tupperware collection around the house like some kind of plastic-obsessed interior designer. The worst part? When I try to scold him, he does that slow blink thing and my heart melts. He knows exactly what he's doing. I'm convinced cats are just tiny sociopaths we've invited into our homes and somehow we're all okay with this. Anyone else living with a furry little chaos agent, or is it just me getting psychologically warfare'd by a 10-pound fluffball? #Pets #Cats #CatsOfInternet