So apparently my two cats have been taking notes on my life choices, and today they decided enough was enough. I walked into the living room to find them both sitting perfectly aligned on the couch, staring at me with that judgmental cat energy we all know too well. Luna started with slow blinks (which I initially thought was affection, but now realize was disappointment), while Shadow just... judged me with his entire soul. The evidence they presented was damning: empty pizza boxes, my 3 AM TikTok scrolling sessions, and the fact that I've been wearing the same hoodie for four days straight. They communicated entirely through strategic meowing, head tilts, and the occasional dramatic sigh. Honestly? They had valid points. When your pets start questioning your life choices, maybe it's time to listen. Currently accepting applications for a cat therapist because we clearly need professional mediation. #Pets #Cats #CatsOfReddit