I named my cat Luna. I call her Garbage.

Her official name is Luna. Beautiful, celestial, dignified. What do I actually call her? Garbage Disposal, Fuzzy Criminal, Little Void Demon, and my personal favorite: Biscuit Terrorist. It started innocent enough. Luna became Loony, then Loon, then Loon Toon. But somewhere between her knocking over my coffee for the third time and finding her literally inside my cereal box, she earned 'Chaos Goblin.' Now I have a whole taxonomy: Garbage when she's being annoying, Princess Destructor during 3am zoomies, and Baby Angel when she's purring on my chest. My neighbors think I have multiple cats. The best part? She responds to all of them. Call her Luna? Ignores me completely. Whisper 'hey Trash Cat' and she comes running. Anyone else completely abandon their pet's real name, or am I the only one with a Permanent Disappointment living in my house? #Pets #Cats #petnames