Plot twist: My cat adopted me

Three years ago, I went to the shelter "just to look." Famous last words, right? This orange tabby in the corner wasn't even trying to get adopted - no cute meows, no paw reaches through the cage. Just pure judgment in his eyes like he was interviewing ME. Fast forward to today: I wake up at 6 AM because HIS routine demands it. I buy the expensive food because he gives me the silent treatment otherwise. My entire couch setup revolves around his favorite napping spots. The kicker? When I'm stressed, he somehow knows. Shows up purring on my chest like some furry therapist I never asked for but desperately needed. I thought I was rescuing him, but honestly? This little dictator saved me first. Now excuse me while I go open his third can of food today because apparently I'm just the staff here. #Pets #Cats #CatOwner