Meet my new overlord: Cleo

So apparently I don't own a cat anymore—she owns me. This is Cleo, named after Cleopatra because she literally acts like Egyptian royalty. Day 3 of living together and she's already claimed my favorite chair, knocked over two plants, and somehow convinced me that 4 AM is the perfect time for her royal breakfast. The audacity of this little fluffball is unreal. She stares at me like I'm her personal servant (which, let's be honest, I basically am now). Yesterday she knocked my coffee mug off the table while maintaining direct eye contact. The disrespect! But here's the thing—when she curls up on my lap and starts purring, all is forgiven. I'm officially that person who takes 47 photos of their cat sleeping. Send help... or more cat treats. #Pets #Cats #CatsOfInstagram