Tiny kitten destroyed my life (worth it)

Found this 3-week-old fluffball abandoned behind a dumpster. Thought I'd foster until finding a home. Plot twist: I AM the home now. Month 1: Sleep? What's sleep? This demon screams at 3am for no reason. Month 3: Discovers my houseplants are apparently gourmet salad. Month 6: Realizes I'm the pet now. I exist to serve. Month 12: Full-grown cat who still thinks my laptop keyboard is a bed. Somewhere between the destroyed curtains and vet bills that cost more than my rent, this little chaos agent became my whole world. She went from fitting in my palm to owning my entire apartment. Now she judges my life choices from her expensive cat tree while I work two jobs to afford her premium food. 10/10 would get emotionally manipulated again. #Pets #Cats #CatParent