My human gave me drugs and I loved it

So apparently my human thought it would be "cute" to see what happens when I try this green stuff called catnip. Let me tell you what happened. First five minutes: Nothing. I'm thinking this human got scammed. Next ten minutes: OH. OH NO. Everything is spinning but in the BEST way possible. The couch? Suddenly fascinating. My own tail? ENEMY NUMBER ONE. I spent the next hour rolling around like an absolute maniac, attacking invisible prey, and having deep philosophical conversations with a houseplant. My human was filming everything like I'm some kind of entertainment. The crash was real though. Woke up three hours later wondering if I'd dreamed the whole thing, but there was green stuff still stuck to my whiskers. 10/10 would recommend. Already planning my next session. Don't tell my human I said that. #Pets #Cats #catnip