My cat thinks he's furniture

Meet Potato. He's an orange tabby who has convinced himself he's a piece of furniture. This morning I found him sprawled across my keyboard like a furry paperweight, completely unbothered by my work-from-home meeting. Yesterday? Face-planted in his food bowl, asleep mid-bite. I swear this cat has achieved a level of zen that monks spend decades trying to reach. He doesn't walk—he flows from one horizontal surface to another like liquid cat. The vet says he's healthy, just... aggressively committed to the couch potato lifestyle. The best part? When guests come over, they genuinely ask if he's real or just a very convincing stuffed animal. Potato takes this as the highest compliment. He's living his best life as the world's most committed house decoration, and honestly? I respect the hustle. #Pets #Cats #LazyPets