My cat thinks I'm the pet

Apparently I failed my cat's job interview three years ago, but she hired me anyway. Every morning she inspects my performance: Did I fill her bowl correctly? Is the water fresh enough for her royal standards? Have I positioned myself properly as her personal heating pad? When I work from home, she supervises by sitting directly on my keyboard. Client calls? She provides commentary. Important emails? She adds paw prints for "authentication." The best part? She pays me in dead mice and 3 AM serenades outside my bedroom door. Sometimes she throws in a hairball bonus on my favorite rug. Friends ask if I spoil her. Spoil her? She has a heated bed, premium food, and a live-in servant (me) who cleans her bathroom daily. I eat ramen and sleep on a mattress from 2019. Honestly though, best employment I've ever had. The benefits package is just purrs and occasional head bumps, but the job security is unmatched. #Pets #Cats #CatParent