Threw my cat a party. Cat was unimpressed.

So yesterday marked exactly one year since Luna decided I was worthy of being her servant—sorry, "pet parent." Naturally, I did what any rational adult would do: spent three hours making her a "meow-garita" complete with catnip garnish and a tiny paper umbrella. Luna's reaction? Sniffed it once, knocked over the umbrella, and walked away to nap in a cardboard box. Meanwhile, I'm over here documenting this "milestone" like she just graduated Harvard. Posted 47 photos to my story. Called my mom to share the "big news." Even bought matching party hats (she wore hers for exactly 3.2 seconds). The real kicker? She seemed infinitely more interested in the box the treats came in than my carefully crafted celebration. But honestly? Watching her be completely unbothered by my chaos while I spiral into full crazy-cat-parent mode was probably the perfect way to celebrate our weird little relationship. She owns me, and we both know it. #Pets #Cats #CrazyCatParent