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My cat thinks I'm the pet and honestly...

Pretty sure my cat has convinced herself that I'm her emotional support human. She follows me to the bathroom, sits on my laptop during important calls, and gives me this disappointed look when I dare to leave the house. The breaking point? Yesterday I caught her teaching my neighbor's cat how to manipulate me through the window. Full-on pointing with her paw at my treat cabinet, demonstrating the 'pathetic meow' technique. I used to think I rescued her from the shelter. Now I realize she's been running a long-term psychological operation. She's got me trained to wake up at 5 AM for breakfast, provide warm lap service on demand, and clean her bathroom twice daily. The worst part? I'm genuinely concerned about HER separation anxiety when I go to work. She's won. I'm the pet now. #Pets #Cats #CatParent

2 days ago
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