When your cat weighs more than a toddler

Meet Simon, my 32-pound absolute unit who has zero awareness of his size. This morning he tried to sit on my laptop like he's still that 2-pound kitten I adopted three years ago. Spoiler alert: my MacBook did not survive. People always ask how he got so big. Honestly? I have no idea. I feed him normal portions, but somehow he's achieved peak chonk status. My vet just shrugs and says "some cats are built different." Thanks, doc, very helpful. The best part is watching visitors' faces when Simon casually strolls into the room. Last week my friend genuinely asked if I was fostering a small bear. At this point, I've stopped correcting people who assume he's a Maine Coon mix. Nope, just a regular domestic shorthair who apparently missed the memo on portion control. Living with Simon is like having a furry, judgmental roommate who steals my warm spot on the couch. #Pets #Cats #chonkycat