This Cat Decided I'm His Human Now

So apparently I have a cat now. Not because I adopted one, but because this orange tabby from down the street just... decided I was his person. It started three weeks ago when I was drinking coffee on my porch during that perfect Saturday morning light. He strutted up, judged my pajamas, and claimed my lap. Now he shows up every morning at 7 AM sharp, meowing at my door like he pays rent. My neighbors think it's hilarious. "Oh, that's Mr. Whiskers," they say. "He's very particular about his humans." The worst part? I bought him a food bowl yesterday. And a little bed. And I catch myself hurrying home from work because I know he's waiting. I swear I'm not a cat person, but apparently this cat didn't get the memo. Send help (or treats). #Pets #Cats #CatLife